SIP THE DARK SIDE
Shhhhh. Can you hear it? It's the sound of Storm Troopers trudging rhythmically to the Imperial March. They invade the farthest reaches of your mind and creep into the soul of your inner sanctum. Feel the Force grow within you as you steep the Dark Side of your tea with your very own, stainless steel, Lucasfilm official collectible, Death Star Infuser.
Contemplate which side of the Force you are on or hold the fate of the galaxy in delicate balance. The power grows within as you Grip the Tie Fighter handle to plunge the Imperial leaf, encased in the star itself, with rebellious fervor into the depths of a steamy cup. Dare to surrender unto the burgeoning desire that is the Dark Side. Consume you it will as you sip tea like a proper Sith lord should.